By Brad Chism
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15 Apr, 2020
Blame it on the shelter in place work remotely situation we are in but for some reason my mind went back to a dark time early in my IT career. Maybe my unfortunate slip up on that fateful day will bring a smile to you during these dark days of uncertainty. I was starting my first IT job in a big corporate environment. On this fateful day my manager asked me to do some minor maintenance on our company intranet. At the time our intranet was a lifeline for many employees’ inside of our organization. Many of them worked directly from it daily. Of course, everyone had their own usernames and passwords to access the site. One of our highly skilled in-house programmers had created a program to perform the necessary maintenance that was needed. I’ll call him “Bill”. The software was designed to delete usernames that were no longer being used for whatever reason. Many of these were just test accounts and were no longer needed. One of my coworkers, I’ll call her “Cindy” emailed me an Excel spreadsheet that contained the usernames and ID’s that were to be deleted from the Intranet. Excited that I was going to be able to do something new and use this special in-house tool, I loaded the spreadsheet into the program. It was at that moment that I remembered my manager telling me to “make sure and check the data from the spreadsheet before you hit Go!”. I then opened the file and QUICKLY scanned through it. A few red flags popped up in my head as I saw people’s names that I work with every day. Although in my defense, it wasn’t uncommon to see programmers’ names in the file as they tested the system. I enthusiastically hit the GO button. What happened next, I’ll never forget. That’s interesting I thought. The program was taking a long time to process. The few times I had ran it before it was just a few seconds. Finally after about 2 minutes , I received my victorious “COMPLETE” message. As I sat patting myself on the back for completing a task that only a high-level IT professional could undertake, I began to get a strange feeling come over me. There were probably about 150 IT staff sitting in cubicles in the room that I was in. The first thing I noticed was the room started getting a little quieter. I kept on working not thinking much about it. It was almost lunch time, so I figured everyone was leaving for lunch. Actually, everyone was making their way over to Bill’s desk to get help. It was then that I noticed a buzz going on. When I looked up over my cubicle, I saw a group of people crowded around Bill. I knew something was going on but whatever it was they weren’t including me. Right at that moment Bill gets up from his desk and starts walking very quickly towards me. He had a look of great concern and I realized I was seconds away from finding out what all the buzz was about. I didn’t have to wait till he got to my desk. “Brad, did you use the Webtool just now?” he asked desperately. Immediately all the air left my body. “Uh yeah” I said not so confidently. “Let me see the file you loaded and quickly!” To make a long story shorter, I was mistakenly given an employee file that had everyone’s username in the entire company on it! I deleted everyone from the Intranet. Even the CIO! The next thing I knew I was sitting in a conference room with the CIO and other upper management that I had never had a face to face conversation with before. In the end I took responsibility for not checking the data better and was allowed to go back to work with just a mild tongue lashing. I was very thankful as I thought that was going to end my young career. The takeaway from this “Measure twice Cut once!”